I Don't Know Anymore


mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn




i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

(Source: alrightevans)


I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality)

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pretty sure jeans without pockets are a violation of the universe’s rules and regulations








One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”

#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore

"Mommy, guess what!"


"I made a new friend!"

"Oh? What’s their name?"

"Elsa! She’s really cool!"

*tries not to crack up*

(Source: tobiaseatin)


teachers assuming that nobody in their class is queer, trans, abused, physically/mentally ill or has any other kind of issues at all and voicing their stupid opinions and teaching the entire class accordingly to that belief is pretty much the suckiest thing ever tbh and that needs to stop

(Source: awwww-cute)


if you turn off the lights in the bathroom and look in the mirror and whisper “24601” three times you are actually javert and this is normal behavior for you

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses)






What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

it sounds like mass murder holy christ


this girl literally destroys all other covers of let it go and she does it sitting down

#ootd #shorts #bw #chillaxin #maine #sprucehead  (at Spruce Head, Maine)

#ootd #shorts #bw #chillaxin #maine #sprucehead (at Spruce Head, Maine)


Anthony Mackie being the first black superhero (and making Bill O’Reilly uncomfortable) on Jimmy Fallon (x)